Their to weighs two dew it - you're whey and the rite weigh.
Ewe knead to ensure your knot two tents.
Waist know thyme and fined a whey inn. (Isle weight four ewe hear.)
Bee shore to clothes the gait.
Yule no your they’re when ewe sea the tense.
Peak threw the wholes in the tense and yule sea the cache. Steel it and flea.
Peace of pi, know pane.
Buy the weigh, dew eye sea a tier in you’re i?
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The rules I tried to follow: 1) all verbs and nouns have to be homophones; 2) they are replaced with their homophonic counters; 3) sentences have to connect to make somewhat of a story.
Imagine a novel written following these rules. Like Gadsby - only even more painful to read.
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